Everyone, please meet DJ Diabeats and MC Orthodachs. His name, it turns out, isn’t entirely original, but no one using it currently seems to be morbidly obese, which seems like a tragically missed opportunity if you ask me.

Diabeats will be featured in many a story to come, but for now, here are some rough drawings as a simple intro.

Hey, DJ Diabeats! Is that the 69 Boyz I see in your milk crate?

If only…