A note before reading:
Hi everyone! Eleanor here. What you are about to see are illustrations inspired by some of the lyrics of a song titled, “Wake Up Late,” which is written and performed by Dragon Boy Suede AKA Howard Kremer. It can be found on Kremer’s new album, “Douche Minutiae.” I highly encourage you to buy the album and listen to the song before (while!) you look at this post. The song, and the entire album, is straight up hilarious genius.
I’ve been a fan of Kremer’s for a long time and I am a regular listener to the podcast he hosts with Kulap Vilaysack, called Who Charted? In fact, the name of this blog (Nursery Rhymes for Slow Adults) is directly inspired by their podcast.
So! Please check out Dragon Boy Suede aka Howard Kremer and Who Charted? I can’t give him and this podcast a more wholehearted, ringing endorsement.
Hi Everyone!!!!!!!!! Eleanor let me take over her blog and I’ve got a delish recipe from my Recipe Korner!!!!! ♥♥♥ Since you guys don’t know me, I should tell you a little about myself! I love People and Summer and My Girlssss and Las Vegas and COOKING and BAKING!! I especially like to make Skinny Recipes! I know Eleanor thru a friend and I think she is kinda weird (I love everyone tho!!!! We R all a little cray!). I’m super super happy that I get to share my cooking tips on this blog!
Today’s recipe is so Easy and so Good and Not that Bad for you!!! I mean who doesn’t Love Doritos????!!!
Recipe adapted from:
Everyone, please meet DJ Diabeats and MC Orthodachs. His name, it turns out, isn’t entirely original, but no one using it currently seems to be morbidly obese, which seems like a tragically missed opportunity if you ask me.
Diabeats will be featured in many a story to come, but for now, here are some rough drawings as a simple intro.
Hey, DJ Diabeats! Is that the 69 Boyz I see in your milk crate?